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Old May 25, 2001 | 11:18 AM
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It was a rainy evening and I was headed to the Ford dealer to trade in my sporty..
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Old May 25, 2001 | 11:42 AM
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mustang which is not really sporty at all its just that i was smoking some crazy $hit that......
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Old May 25, 2001 | 11:46 AM
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..day and I decided it was time to trade it in. The dealer told me it was only worth...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 11:49 AM
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the cost of the gas in the new car that i would trade it in because of.....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 12:14 PM
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...the costs to replace defective tires, cheap-ass plastic interior, and oh-so leaky oil pan. I said you got it, the car's yours as long as you...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 12:16 PM
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...give me a crazy stripper wife,"oh boy im gonna get me the craziest strippiest wife i can get" i said to my self when all of a sudden.....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 12:53 PM
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out of the corner of my eye, I spotted the most attractive woman i've ever seen, she says...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 12:55 PM
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...would you like paper or plastic? which was odd because...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 12:56 PM
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...I used to be a man, can you tell as she flashes her...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 01:01 PM
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...her headlights in her....
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