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Old May 25, 2001 | 01:49 PM
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....TIMMAYYYYY!!!!.....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 01:52 PM
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....I look at her and think WTF and then escourt the attractive lady towards the sales office. The female midget follows and.....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 01:54 PM
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...bites my.....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 01:56 PM
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...leg. So I grab the lady's show and stab her to death with the high heel and toss her lifeless body in the trash. I am quickly aproached by a sales person who...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 02:30 PM
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..after hours happens to be starring in a new midget porn movie and wants to know why I just snuffed the ...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 02:31 PM
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...the little munchkin, so I tell him it's because all she said was TIMMAY and I'm sick of it. So he jackup up the price to $45,000 above sticker and I say....
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Old May 25, 2001 | 02:48 PM
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This ain't my first rodeo. I've seen the "Wizard of Oz" at least 27 times. Muchkin, smuchkin; Iprefer the flying monkeys because . . .
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Old May 25, 2001 | 05:16 PM
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...They'd give me a better deal. So the muchkin agreed at msrp. I paid him and on the way out I accidentally ran the little man over. Some people saw and...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 05:41 PM
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...my new car...
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Old May 25, 2001 | 05:43 PM
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...just took off flying off the lot, careful not to go over the allotted breakin limits. I followed the ladies S2k to...
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