Post your dumb jokes here.....I'll start

Two british men on safari are captured by a tribe of pygmies. While being held in the cage, the ruler of the tribe aproaches the two men and tells them they can choose their own punishment, "Death or Bunga Bunga."

The first man chooses Bunga Bunga and is dragged from the cage, stipped naked, bent over and tied to a log. At this point the male members of the tribe line up to take a turn on him. He is returned to the cage in a horrified state where he advises the other, "CHOOSE DEATH!!!!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!! ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN BUNGA BUNGA!!!!!! CHOOSE DEATH!!!!!"

The chief approaches the second man and asks, "Do you choose Death or Bunga Bunga?" The second man swallows hard and says "I choose death."

The chief then raises his hand and proclaims "This man chooses death........ by Bunga Bunga!!"

 

Pola Bear Walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks "excuse me mr. bartender, can I have a................................................. ... Beer?"

The bartender replies "Sure, but why the big pause?"

paws...get it....HAHAHAHAHAHA....not so much.

 

Two blonds are walking through the woods when they spot a set of tracks in the dirt.

The first blond says "Wow, look.... deer tracks!"

The second blond says, "I dunno, they look like bear tracks to me."

The first says, "Hey, I was once in girl scouts and those are definately deer tracks!"

"BEAR TRACKS YOU IDIOT!" growls the second blond.

"DEER TRACKS, KNUCKLEHEAD!" sneers the first

The arguement contiues back and forth for ten minutes until both are struck and killed by a train.

 

A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading: "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry."

Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an obviously Oriental man who identified himself as Hans Schmidt.

"How come you have a name like that?" inquired the stranger.

The Oriental explained in very broken English that when he landed in America he was standing in the immigration line behind a German. When asked his name, the German replied, "Hans Schmidt."

When the immigration official asked the Oriental his name, he replied, "SAM TING."

 

A horse walks into a bar..
The bartender says "why the long face?"