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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 03:15 PM
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If its a boy--teach the young man to always open doors for the ladies

If its a girl--teach her how to change a flat tire
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 03:51 PM
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 06:36 PM
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Flipping the bird - age 2
Pissing while standing - age 6
Blow job etiquette - age 11.
Shooting a gun - 12


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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 06:43 PM
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DON'T HAVE KIDS!! oh wait.. too late
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Thanks guys and gals! What we would do without you
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Girl - teach them about their new home the kitchen
Boy - teach them about the comfy chair and TV remote

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Boy-beer tastes better out of a bottle than a can
Girl-always get your man a beer when he asks.

Just kidding.

Girl-if a boy/man doesn't respect you, you don't need him
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boy- teach him how to fish, play baseball, football, etc
girl- hope she becomes a nun
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Boy-always say "yes, you look good in those pants/dress/skirt etc"

Girl-never ask "does this make me look fat?"
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