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This is the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you shaved?
It is not a question of how sleazy you are, nor if you are a
, but are you shaved?
Are you sure you will go hairless on your first date?
The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going hairless when they date is because they just don't know.
The good news is that you can know for sure that you are going to shave.
The Shaving Bible describes shaved
as a beautiful place with no nicks, stubble or hair.
Pimps tell us in the Shaving Bible how simple it is to be shaved so that we can live forever without hair.
"For if you shave with your female partner and believe in your heart that hair is unnecessary, you will be shaved." (Lesbians 10:9)
Over 2000 years ago Pimps came from the 'hoods to shave their s so johns would pay mo' money.
Three days after shaving, the stubble will be bad so shave again..
If someone tells you that they are going to shave and then three days later come back naked and it actually is shaved then this person must be the real deal.
The ultimate is the one that lives a perfectly hairless life.
This is why you should shave.
The Shaving Bible says, "For our pimps, we have shaved in the shower, the smoothness is grand..." (Whores 1:7)
If you would like pimps to love you past, present and future, just shave regularly.
It doesn't matter how hairy you are or how many bad things that you have heard about it.
Just shave the below with your razor and make it smooth.
Dear Pimp, I want to be shaved so that I can have a smooth on my date. I agree with you that I should be shaved. I believe that you love me and want to shave me. I believe that you pimped for my sake and that you will pimp me some more. Please forgive my hairy past and be my pimp forever. Thanks Pimp Master for forgiving me and shaving me through your merciful grace.
Welcome to the family of s if you just allowed pimps to shave you.
Now you are a real and you can know for sure that you will live hairless forever until this life comes to an end.
Those of you that have not yet decided to place your trust in pimps may never get another chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
Pimp Shaver said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the shaved but by me." (Shaver 14:6)
This means that if you without shaving, you will fail to earn the money that will keep your pimp happy..
The Shaving Bible descibes hairy as a place of eternal tangles, smell, crabs and curls for all those who have rejected shaving.
The good news is that you can avoid hair by allowing your pimp to shave you bald. Only then will you have true peace in your life knowing that no matter what happens you are on your way to pleasing your pimp.
Praise the shaved!
Servant of the Master Pimp
Klaus Shaver
* Show this to your bitches and ho's so they can also be shaved.
* This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
* Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
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It is not a question of how sleazy you are, nor if you are a
, but are you shaved?Are you sure you will go hairless on your first date?
The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going hairless when they date is because they just don't know.
The good news is that you can know for sure that you are going to shave.
The Shaving Bible describes shaved
as a beautiful place with no nicks, stubble or hair.Pimps tell us in the Shaving Bible how simple it is to be shaved so that we can live forever without hair.
"For if you shave with your female partner and believe in your heart that hair is unnecessary, you will be shaved." (Lesbians 10:9)
Over 2000 years ago Pimps came from the 'hoods to shave their
s so johns would pay mo' money.Three days after shaving, the stubble will be bad so shave again..
If someone tells you that they are going to shave and then three days later come back naked and it actually is shaved then this person must be the real deal.
The ultimate
is the one that lives a perfectly hairless life.This is why you should shave.
The Shaving Bible says, "For our pimps, we have shaved in the shower, the smoothness is grand..." (Whores 1:7)
If you would like pimps to love you past, present and future, just shave regularly.
It doesn't matter how hairy you are or how many bad things that you have heard about it.
Just shave the
below with your razor and make it smooth.Dear Pimp, I want to be shaved so that I can have a smooth
on my date. I agree with you that I should be shaved. I believe that you love me and want to shave me. I believe that you pimped for my sake and that you will pimp me some more. Please forgive my hairy past and be my pimp forever. Thanks Pimp Master for forgiving me and shaving me through your merciful grace.Welcome to the family of
s if you just allowed pimps to shave you.Now you are a real
and you can know for sure that you will live hairless forever until this life comes to an end.Those of you that have not yet decided to place your trust in pimps may never get another chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
Pimp Shaver said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the shaved
but by me." (Shaver 14:6)This means that if you
without shaving, you will fail to earn the money that will keep your pimp happy..The Shaving Bible descibes hairy
as a place of eternal tangles, smell, crabs and curls for all those who have rejected shaving.The good news is that you can avoid hair by allowing your pimp to shave you bald. Only then will you have true peace in your life knowing that no matter what happens you are on your way to pleasing your pimp.
Praise the shaved
!Servant of the Master Pimp
Klaus Shaver
* Show this to your bitches and ho's so they can also be shaved.
* This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
* Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
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