you would like it better if it burned used french fry oil.

you tip the waitress less than a buck for a coffee.

rude engine sounds will startle you.

you will insist on burning regular.

if you don't know any swear words appropriate to installing the convertible top cover the first time.

you won't at least dream of forced induction.

you will use the cup holders.

you will wonder why the ladies still won't go out with you.

it will make you feel too guilty.

it will take you more than a week to get the first 600 miles in.

you will wonder what's the lowest RPM you can shift at.

you will attempt make someone "get" why you bought the car.

 

You're afraid it will mess up your spikey hair.

 

you don't have any hair.

 

 

Your first mod is made by APC

 

You can afford a Ferrari

 

you only want to drive a car with an automatic transmission.

 

It's still just a honda to you.

You're angry because there is no automatic option.

You have never had a tire make a sound.

 

Hey,....I have alot of hair........

































on my back,

seriously though why can't bald guys buy an S. It just gives us an excuse as to why we lost our hair........It is so fast and with the top down it just sucked all the hair right off my head....

 

Those are all pretty good reasons. They should be posted on the window sticker of every new S2000. It would eliminate a lot of the hassles!