dead frog
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dead frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep
of a house of ill repute and knocked
on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked
what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
inside.
I
have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The
Madam
figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to
pick
any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men
talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the
little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam
told
him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging
the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging
the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped
him
and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know,
tonight
when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving
me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will
have
sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little
boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way,
he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to
bed
and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to
work,
the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch
the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the
doorstep
of a house of ill repute and knocked
on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked
what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women
inside.
I
have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The
Madam
figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to
pick
any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any
diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men
talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the
little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam
told
him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging
the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
dragging
the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped
him
and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know,
tonight
when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving
me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will
have
sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little
boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way,
he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to
bed
and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to
work,
the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch
the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
Get that bastard!
