dead frog
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From: Birmingham
Ok here it is....
There is this gay guy see, and because of his job he gets promoted to a high position, see....and he ends up moving to a new city far far away...can't turn down the promotion...so he moves and leaves his lover behind....and after a while he gets real lonely and depressed and lonely.....so one day he's walking along in a poor part of town....and there is this wino walking along....and the fag thinks "what the ****" and says to the wino "hey you" and the wino says "huh?" and the fag says "yeah, you, do ya wanna make a hundred bucks?" and the wino says "huh?" and the fag says "yeah, all ya gotta do is let me **** you in the ass, and I'll give you a hundred bucks!" and the wino thinks it over and thinks "hundred bucks, could buy a lot of cheap wine, stay drunk for a long, long time...." finally finishes thinking it over and says "OK, sure" and the wino and the fag go walking into the alley together. The wino drops his pants and bends over, the fag drops his pants and GOES DOWN THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY starts pumpin' him up the ass, ****in' away...when all of the sudden you hear this BLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!....and out of the winos ass comes wave after wave of slimy, hot, smelly, horrid, raunchy, rotten shit, blasting out of his ass with great force, plastering the fag, stuckoing him from knee to navel, with hot smelly, horrible shit. The fag starts puking, puking all over the place, and puking all over the wino.
The wino turns around, still bent over, all covered with shit and puke, and says
"whatsa matter, I come too fast for ya?"
There is this gay guy see, and because of his job he gets promoted to a high position, see....and he ends up moving to a new city far far away...can't turn down the promotion...so he moves and leaves his lover behind....and after a while he gets real lonely and depressed and lonely.....so one day he's walking along in a poor part of town....and there is this wino walking along....and the fag thinks "what the ****" and says to the wino "hey you" and the wino says "huh?" and the fag says "yeah, you, do ya wanna make a hundred bucks?" and the wino says "huh?" and the fag says "yeah, all ya gotta do is let me **** you in the ass, and I'll give you a hundred bucks!" and the wino thinks it over and thinks "hundred bucks, could buy a lot of cheap wine, stay drunk for a long, long time...." finally finishes thinking it over and says "OK, sure" and the wino and the fag go walking into the alley together. The wino drops his pants and bends over, the fag drops his pants and GOES DOWN THE HERSHEY HIGHWAY starts pumpin' him up the ass, ****in' away...when all of the sudden you hear this BLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!....and out of the winos ass comes wave after wave of slimy, hot, smelly, horrid, raunchy, rotten shit, blasting out of his ass with great force, plastering the fag, stuckoing him from knee to navel, with hot smelly, horrible shit. The fag starts puking, puking all over the place, and puking all over the wino.
The wino turns around, still bent over, all covered with shit and puke, and says
"whatsa matter, I come too fast for ya?"
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