Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women

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I can't come up with one.

 

They usually have bigger tits than us.



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All ten of those are actually very accurate. Well done, Pete.

 

 

The list should be ten things you know.

Understand? NAH!!! Don't even try.....

 

1. You don't really understand them.

2. You never will understand them.

3. You shouldn't try to understand them.

4. Trying to understand them will result in your homofication (not that there's anything wrong with that).

5. If you do understand them, you are almost certainly gay.

6. If you understand them and still like them, you're a lesbian in need of an operation.

7. Once you understand them, you'll almost certainly regret getting your nuts removed.

 

AMEN!