Yes, that's right! Commence your questions, requests, and rants. Unkie 8D will listen, and spew out his nuggets of wisdom in the blowhard fashion you've all come to know and love. . .

 

I was pissed earlier, right after I was depressed, but shit worked out, and now I'm eating an apple.

 

Apples are good. What is the best kind of apple?

 

I'm partial to Fuji and Macoun among others.

 

Fuji, by a longshot

+ Gouda cheese = sensual delight

 

mmm delight

 

braeburns all day long and all night too


Fuji's are overrated. Only primadonna high school poopfaces like Fuji's.

 

I got a slab of Gouda just last night.

 

Never had one (at least that I knew of)



The Braeburn apple is an old-fashioned sweet apple with a smooth and crisp texture. It's great for snacks and salads.

What's It Like? Sweet and tangy flavor
Aromatic and juicy
Super crisp texture with yellow flesh

Best Uses Excellent for snacking & cooking
Good for sauce & salads

Special Hint This ultra crisp apple will appeal to teens, a great way to encourage healthy snacking.
Availability October through April

 

fuji's are great, a little more tart and harder than braeburns. Pink Ladies are sweet and light tasting also very good.