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Old Feb 2, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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Unkie 8D... who is the right boy for me.


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Old Feb 2, 2007 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 2 2007, 03:10 AM
No. You're going to go and reinvent yourself. You're gonna buck for that promotion and become shop rep. You're gonna get the perks.

Then, and only then, may you be in a lasting relationship; because after that, you'll truly love the skin you're in.

Until then, you're gonna get more ass than a toilet seat, and more 'tater than Ore-Ida.
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by minako,Feb 2 2007, 02:17 PM
Unkie 8D... who is the right boy for me.


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The one who sees you as you are.

While I now have some mixed feelings about eHarmony.com, I do like most of what Dr. Neil Clark Warren has to say.

If you're willing to make the effort to find a substantive and lasting relationship, I suggest you get one of his books.
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 2 2007, 06:58 PM
The one who sees you as you are.

While I now have some mixed feelings about eHarmony.com, I do like most of what Dr. Neil Clark Warren has to say.

If you're willing to make the effort to find a substantive and lasting relationship, I suggest you get one of his books.
f-that...eharmony has nothing but fat chics....don't let the commercials fool you
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Feb 2 2007, 04:01 PM
f-that...eharmony has nothing but fat chics....don't let the commercials fool you
You chodemonger! My ex-girlfriend is on there (the ex-gf that I actually like and talk to)

. . .and she's not fat. . . now the ex-ex. . . well. . .
Old Feb 2, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 2 2007, 07:03 PM
You chodemonger! My ex-girlfriend is on there (the ex-gf that I actually like and talk to)

. . .and she's not fat. . . now the ex-ex. . . well. . .
well i will make my 1 exception for the ex
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no more exceptions and that means all other chics on eharmony are at least "chunky"
Old Feb 3, 2007 | 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Feb 2 2007, 04:29 PM
no more exceptions and that means all other chics on eharmony are at least "chunky"
Unkie 8D says:

"Enthusiasm goes a long way."
Old Feb 3, 2007 | 12:34 PM
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should i go to a baby shower all the way in antioch where I don't even know 80% of the ppl there?

theres free food
Old Feb 3, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Feb 3 2007, 01:34 PM
should i go to a baby shower all the way in antioch where I don't even know 80% of the ppl there?

theres free food
I try not to go to baby showers.

Free food is not an incentive to go to Antioch, as far as I'm concerned.

Let your pen15 be your guide: if there's a high number of hot, single, un-babied women there, then go.

Remember though:

1. Show up.
2. Act like you own the place.
3. Get phone numbers.
4. Leave suddenly.



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