It was a cyst not a STD
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It was a cyst not a STD
Nearing the end of 2008 i begged for forgivness not just because the recession hit us hard in the balls but because I was facing something much more that a kick in the nuts. A FREAKING NUT CYST!!!
Yes i have said it... im not ashamed.. we all are lazy people who often forget shaving our balls cause its just too tricky and not many of us get laid. But i faced the bitter with yet more bitter.
Three nights before 2009 i woke up with a lump or bump on me balls! panicking i called the 10$ hoe and asked her... "did u have a freaking std!" and the obvious answer is "NO!" followed by.. "u wana hook up again tonite!"
Heart thumping.. sweating.. smoking.. biting my nails.. i waited.. waited cause i didnt know what to do till finally i said what the hell.. DOC you are in for a SHOCK.
Examination room.. white sheets.. smell of disinfectant... crazy ass shiny tools and fear in the air. "drop em" and i did.
"Nurse please make an ultrascan."
An hour later..
"relax it not an STD its a cyst, but i will take your blood and a slong swab test just to be sure"
"but how and y?"
"its common u must have pulled off a hair"
thats when it hit me.. that hoe nibbled my balls!! she must have!
But no the less the wait is on for the results to come on the 4th.. happy new year to me!
Moral of the story.
1. Shave ur nuts!
2. MEET UP of else curse u with a cyst !!!
Cheer !!
Yes i have said it... im not ashamed.. we all are lazy people who often forget shaving our balls cause its just too tricky and not many of us get laid. But i faced the bitter with yet more bitter.
Three nights before 2009 i woke up with a lump or bump on me balls! panicking i called the 10$ hoe and asked her... "did u have a freaking std!" and the obvious answer is "NO!" followed by.. "u wana hook up again tonite!"
Heart thumping.. sweating.. smoking.. biting my nails.. i waited.. waited cause i didnt know what to do till finally i said what the hell.. DOC you are in for a SHOCK.
Examination room.. white sheets.. smell of disinfectant... crazy ass shiny tools and fear in the air. "drop em" and i did.
"Nurse please make an ultrascan."
An hour later..
"relax it not an STD its a cyst, but i will take your blood and a slong swab test just to be sure"
"but how and y?"
"its common u must have pulled off a hair"
thats when it hit me.. that hoe nibbled my balls!! she must have!
But no the less the wait is on for the results to come on the 4th.. happy new year to me!
Moral of the story.
1. Shave ur nuts!
2. MEET UP of else curse u with a cyst !!!
Cheer !!
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