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let the chuck norris jokes begin =P

 

That doesn't even look like Chuck.

P.S. Lets not forget Bruce Lee killed Chuck in "Way of the Dragon".

 

He was acting.

 

thats better than I could do with a paint gun




Chuck Norris's tears cure all cancer....to bad he has never cried

Chuck Norris's penis is a black belt in 4 martial arts styles

Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stipper inside it.

Chuck norris once won a game of poker with a 4 of hearts, 9 of clubs, a green 3 Uno card, a get out jail free monopoly card, and a vallet ticket


chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in three moves.

If you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris has more money than you

 

Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands last year.....now they just call them the Islands.

 

While we're at it...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris

 

 

 

 

A fact you didn't know, producers had Chuck Norris intentionally wear a white belt in this movie to portrait Bruce Lee's visual mastery over Chuck Norris although Chuck Norris was at that time a black belt and Wold Karate champion and BTW Bruce Lee was never involved in competition...