to the front at the altar," said the preacher. Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replied: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger in Leroy's ear, and he placed the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back, and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy repied "I don't know, Reverend, it is not 'til next Wednesday."

 

 

meh, not bad. 6/10 is fair.

 

Not bad, I'd say 7/10

 

Original, and pretty funny. 7/10 is appropriate.