For LADIES ONLY!!!!!!
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For LADIES ONLY!!!!!!
A friend of mine sent me this, I usually just delete this stuff but this one is too funny! I know there are not a ton of Girls on this board but the ones that are will enjoy it , and all you guys that took a peek can pass it on to your Wives/girlfiends!!!!!
MEN:
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q.Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they are practicing to be Men.
Q.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One- he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or Three- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A. To stop the snorring before it starts.
Q. How do you keep your Husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to " Instruction manuals."
MEN:
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q.Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they are practicing to be Men.
Q.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One- he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or Three- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A. To stop the snorring before it starts.
Q. How do you keep your Husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to " Instruction manuals."
Im sure they expect it would be a bunch of cute guys laying across the hoods of S2Ks or Ferraris
