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Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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You have to convince her that it's a wedding chapel, but that only works once, maybe twice.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:01 PM
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after that you have to start drugging her. but when you do that you have to wait for her to wake up so she remembers her beating.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:02 PM
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some states drugging women is illegal, i believe California is one of them.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:04 PM
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finally you got her in the embassy, it's time for a pimp slapping. you polish up your pinky ring and have at it. oh what a great time. nothing but cheer's and praises from the Saudi dignateries.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:05 PM
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I hate to toot my own horn, But I'm 4th generation pimp slapper. It's in my blood, It's almost instinctive to me.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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Be sure to grab her hair with your left hand as you come across her with your right. Keeps her from moving. This is known as "going upside her head", very tricky, not for the novice.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:09 PM
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Be sure her hair get in her face while you are striking her repeatedly. Makes for a better visual. Reminds all the others why they give you all their money.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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But nobody said it was going to be easy. I have to keep reminding myself.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:12 PM
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then she wonders why she's my bottom bitch.
Old Jan 25, 2008 | 07:14 PM
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She wants to ride up front in the gold Rolls Royce, but she needs to earn it.



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