Ok so the first car I had I learned my lesson for parking in Virginia: Do not park near other cars. Especially at places like a grocery store or retail store, you'll get door dings up the ass.

So I take special care to always park the s2k away from other cars in a parking lot, and definitely take spots where at least one side of the s2k is in a space where a car cannot park next to you.

So tonight I park on the upper deck of a parking garage at Tysons Corner Mall. I choose a relatively remote parking spot, so that if anyone were parking up there the surrounding parking spots would be their last choice.

Lo and behold some ****in retard chooses a spot right next to my car. WTF!!!?!

This shit happens to me all the damn time!

 

lol...awesome...and its not even another s2k at least

 

LOL

 

People just love the GPW

 

Happens to me allll the time!!!!

Must be a gpw thing

 

your car is dirty

just messin...it may have been the camera phone

 

its very fuzzy too. What kind of paint is that?

 

happens to me all the time. pretty much exactly as illustrated. Melissa hates when i start ranting about it

 

The funny thing is that it is SO true...

Out here, most folks drive big-ass pick-ups or SUV's. I am scared to death that I am just going to get backed over so I park about as far away as I can but the same damn thing keeps happening!

I think it happens either because a) the drivers are just checking out the car or b) because they are just being dumbasses and are doing it on purpose.

I feel your pain, bro... Seriously... WTF?

 

A local S2K buddy 'got me good' one evening after I'd stepped into a Target to do a lil shopping (I'd parked in the 'nowheresville' furthest part of the parking lot...no one near my car by 30 spaces in any direction as I headed into the store).

So I came out about 20 minutes later and there's a friggin' MINIVAN parked riiiiiiiight up against the side of my car!!! W-T-[everlovin']-F . To make matters worse...of course I have a loooooooong way to walk to get to my car...festering and fuming the entire time as I approach.

... And as I approach...there are two 'heads' bobbing around in the front seats...so I'm like, "Eh? There are PEOPLE in that van parked riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up against the side of my car!!!" [In my head] WHAT GIVES?!?!? . As I come around to my driver's door giving awful looks at the van's occupants, the driver's window rolls down and Steve (AgS2K) pops his head out "Hi-ya! What took you so long?!!" He stopped by with his wife when he saw my car parked out in the boonies. Thought it'd be a hoot to "F" with me. Only joke I suppose I got on him was they must have parked there pretty much when I first stepped into Target, cuz he said they waited damned near a 1/2 hour for his joke to play out .

- Dave