• Punctuation... it's your friend, use it like you do all of your other friends.
• Paragraphs... they help people read more than two sentences of drivel before getting lost in the five pages of prose.
• Capitalization... start every sentence with it. People take a breath every century or two when talking, so should your story.
• The letter 'n' does not equal the word 'and'.
• The word 'yo' should only be used as part of a quote of what someone said, it is not how learned people write (frankly, learned people shouldn't say it either, but I digress).
• Cut to the chase. No one cares how you were sharing your Fruit Loops with granny before telling us your tranny blew up.
• English not being your native language is not an excuse. Lack of vocabulary is excusable, laziness is not.
  
  and most importantly:
• Whining about how many grammar Nazi's are annoying you simply points out how poor your grammar truly is.

ENJOY!

 

Title: "Grammer"


Sorry, Dan, you had it spelled correctly in the thread, but not in the title.

Also, "Punctuation... it's your friend, use it like you do all of your other friends" should have a semi-colon or period after "friend."

 

 

Grammer... classic

 

Grammer?


FTL....

 

n i shud care why?

 

Just for you

 

Didn't catch that one... grammer, what a twat! There should have been a "so" after the comma on the other one. I was typing fast, thinking to myself "SOMEONE is going to catch some mistakes in here and I'm going to get flamed for it". Meh, sh!t happens...

I don't mind the occasional spelling error or grammatical flub, but writing in a style that is intended to be whacked out not only slows down comprehension, but it just makes me start to ignore entire posts (even when it might be something I could help with).

just a pet peeve for the weekend, something to bitch about while I'm bored. And now back to our scheduled broadcast...

 

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KOUNTY GRAMMAR!