My friends there is a 2003 S2000 on Craigslist for sale. The owner has stuck DEER WHISTLES to the tops of the front fenders. Someone needs to go over to Potomac and slap this person. Okay I almost get deer whistles having suffered $8000.00 worth of damage to my S2000 from a deer encounter. But...ON THE TOP OF THE FENDERS!?

End of rant.

Jon.

 

Those things don't actually do anything either.

 

Did you have them on your Berlina AP1?

 

My dad used to have them on his work truck. He called them elephant horns because he kept hitting deer but never saw an elephant after he put them on.

 

 

Bazinga!

 

Bazinga!
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He wouldn't bite on that setup.

 

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

lol