I call Craig's List add for a little boat made in 1988 at what looks like a good price. I call three times on my office phone. No answer. I call on my cell, he picks up on first ring.

Guy: "Yeah?"

Me: Hi, I'm calling about your boat.

Guy: Yeah. You want to come see it?

Me: Maybe, how old is the engine.

Guy: Same as the boat I guess.

Me: How long have you owned it?

Guy: about a year.

Me: So you just picked it up?

Guy: Yeah.

Pause

Guy: I got it from my neigbor. I plow her driveway.

Me: Do you have the title.

Guy: Yeah.

Me: Is it in your name?

Guy: No. I'll just have my neighbor sign it to you.

Me: Ok, I'll think about it.

Guy: Come on, what's to think about?

Me: I want to think about driving all the way up to your house to see the boat and meet your neighbor and figure out if this all accurate.

Guy: I just told you it is.

Me: Yeah well, I don't know that until I meet your neighbor and look at the title and ask for her liscense and I don't know if I want to get into all of that cause you live pretty far from me.

[Repeat that exchange tow or three times]

Guy: WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING! YOUR F'D UP!......

Me: 'K, bye.