Karim is the suck
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Originally Posted by KrazyKarim,Jun 4 2008, 03:50 PM
Sweet ride...
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i hear that, if Karim is angered, he can punch a hole through a tree.
If Karim could time travel, he could have invaded normady by himself and won.
Karim's blood is so potent it can cure the flu and if left in a bowl, will attack ants.
Karim's scent is bottled by Victoria Secret and called "Very Sexy"
Haynes modeled their sport jockeys after Karim's junk.
If left unsedated, Karim would murder Portugal with his stare.
Karim's dreams could kill a child.
If Karim's farts could be contained and refined, it would power Virginia City, MO for a month... or a Prius for 38 years.
Karim was born 5' tall.
When Karim was 5, he helped plan the growth, and eventual destruction, of Enron.
Karim's top 5 friends in his cell phone consist of: Madonna, J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he can call him from the grave), Prince, Ron Livingston, and oddly enough...Tami Stronach, the girl who was the princess in the Neverending Story.
If Karim could time travel, he could have invaded normady by himself and won.
Karim's blood is so potent it can cure the flu and if left in a bowl, will attack ants.
Karim's scent is bottled by Victoria Secret and called "Very Sexy"
Haynes modeled their sport jockeys after Karim's junk.
If left unsedated, Karim would murder Portugal with his stare.
Karim's dreams could kill a child.
If Karim's farts could be contained and refined, it would power Virginia City, MO for a month... or a Prius for 38 years.
Karim was born 5' tall.
When Karim was 5, he helped plan the growth, and eventual destruction, of Enron.
Karim's top 5 friends in his cell phone consist of: Madonna, J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he can call him from the grave), Prince, Ron Livingston, and oddly enough...Tami Stronach, the girl who was the princess in the Neverending Story.
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Originally Posted by Driven,Jun 4 2008, 05:21 PM
i hear that, if Karim is angered, he can punch a hole through a tree.
If Karim could time travel, he could have invaded normady by himself and won.
Karim's blood is so potent it can cure the flu and if left in a bowl, will attack ants.
Karim's scent is bottled by Victoria Secret and called "Very Sexy"
Haynes modeled their sport jockeys after Karim's junk.
If left unsedated, Karim would murder Portugal with his stare.
Karim's dreams could kill a child.
If Karim's farts could be contained and refined, it would power Virginia City, MO for a month... or a Prius for 38 years.
Karim was born 5' tall.
When Karim was 5, he helped plan the growth, and eventual destruction, of Enron.
Karim's top 5 friends in his cell phone consist of: Madonna, J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he can call him from the grave), Prince, Ron Livingston, and oddly enough...Tami Stronach, the girl who was the princess in the Neverending Story.
If Karim could time travel, he could have invaded normady by himself and won.
Karim's blood is so potent it can cure the flu and if left in a bowl, will attack ants.
Karim's scent is bottled by Victoria Secret and called "Very Sexy"
Haynes modeled their sport jockeys after Karim's junk.
If left unsedated, Karim would murder Portugal with his stare.
Karim's dreams could kill a child.
If Karim's farts could be contained and refined, it would power Virginia City, MO for a month... or a Prius for 38 years.
Karim was born 5' tall.
When Karim was 5, he helped plan the growth, and eventual destruction, of Enron.
Karim's top 5 friends in his cell phone consist of: Madonna, J.R.R. Tolkien (yes, he can call him from the grave), Prince, Ron Livingston, and oddly enough...Tami Stronach, the girl who was the princess in the Neverending Story.
Chuck Norris roundhoused Karim so fast and hard, that Karim has already reincarnated years into his next life to the same age as he was!
