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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 06:20 PM
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Found this story to be rather funny, just thought I would share with everyone.

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"Some background info. first.
The few times I drive in to work, when I am going home, and I get to the Nassau Expressway, I always see these 3 cars, I guess they either work together or meet each other and drive home together. The cars are Dodge Neon (not SRT), Nissan Sentra (box shape) and a Honda Accord (pop-up lights), When I see them, they are almost always speeding in traffic, cutting in-out of traffic, I always say to myself "One of these days, one of them will crash and then they will learn a lesson". Mind you, the cars are all dropped, rims and tyres, clear lights and have a big exhaust pipe, I don't know if they are modded, they make noise, but don't seem to be going faster than stock.

Yesterday afternoon at 4:15pm I was on my way home when at a red light I had one of them, a teenager pull up next to me in the Neon.

It was a 4 lane light, 2 for going straight one for a left and one lane for turning right. I was in one of the lanes for going straight and he was in the other. We were both stuck behind one car each, he was behind his friend in the Accord and the Sentra was behind him.

He looked at me and did the slashing movement of his throat and said he didn't forget last Friday. (I have no idea what he was talking about, since I didn't use my car last Friday).

This Neon was total rice, from the double deck aluminum spoiler that was taller than his roof, to the home made hood louvers, complete with spray bombed racing stripes. I guess it was an automatic, because if it wasn't I don't know what the hell he did.

He looks at me and revs, I look at him and do the old rolleyes . He starts revving his engine again and looks over at me again. I give him the satisfaction of revving my engine(why I did I don't know) and then he revved up high once again.

At this point I guess he had a total brain fart and forgot that when you are driving an automatic you need to apply the brake when shifting back to Drive or else you will go forward. (unless he did plan to just drop it in D, and forgot the Accord in front)

He revs up real high and then right outta no where he launches forward and smashes directly into the back of the Accord.

I couldn't believe what I witnessed. I think it was one of the single funniest things I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. I was laughing so hard that I sat at the green light for about 15 seconds bent over into the passenger seat laughing.

I just wish I could of caught it all on tape. No one was hurt, the guy in the Accord just sat there stunned yelling "WTF!", and the guy in the Neon wouldn't even turn to face me.

I pulled away thoroughly satisfied with the whole event."
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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 06:30 PM
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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 06:43 PM
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I doubt the writer was as innocent as he wrote out to be, but pretty funny though.
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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 07:34 PM
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hahahah i like it
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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 08:23 PM
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I too wouldve laughed my ass off at him!
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Old Dec 7, 2003 | 10:58 PM
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good story
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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 06:45 AM
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funny stuff
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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 07:00 AM
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That was AWESOME!!!!
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Old Dec 8, 2003 | 07:03 AM
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Street Ricers
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Old Dec 9, 2003 | 04:57 PM
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got to love the ricers thats good i would have done the same thing
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