Think about this. IF she drives a mini-van, chances are she has children. Chances are you could end up with Barney in your house.

Time to make some changes as to what you will/won't accept. Cross girls who drive min-vans off of the list to be safe.

 

Minivan A man would have to be VERY HAWT to be considered dating material if he drove a minivan

 

i don't care if the supermodel drove a 72 gremlen - as long as she had cat food coupons she'd be welcome to park it in my driveway

 

Den Mother is right as usual... no minivan girls Erick

 

Children must also remain at least 1/4 mile from my house. I live right next to the reservoir. It's not as good as train tracks, but it should hopefully keep them occupied for a day or two at a time.

 

didn't the court order actually say you had to stay a quarter of a mile away from the children?

 

erick - the michael jackson of norton

 

I wish that were the case, maybe I can request inclusion in a list so less kids play in the streets near my house.

 

I'm not big on kids... I wouldn't mind a restraining order saying that most of them have to stay 1/4 mile away

 

Mommies dont let your kids play in crack houses!