Bass! According to this.......
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Bass! According to this.......
Who remembers this Seinfeld episode?
George: What? I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: Depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you've been seeing her. What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: There might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?
George: (Pause) Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you've got here.
George: What?
Jerry: You got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Ah, no, no. Are you sure? A girlfriend?
Jerry: I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but...
George: What? I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?
Jerry: Depends.
George: Depends on what?
Jerry: On many factors.
George: Like what?
Jerry: Well, how long you've been seeing her. What's your phone call frequency? Are you on a daily?
George: No. Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.
Jerry: What about Saturday nights? Do you have to ask her out, or is a date implied?
George: Implied.
Jerry: She got anything in your medicine cabinet?
George: There might be some moisturizer.
Jerry: Ah hah. Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?
George: (Pause) Yeah.
Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what you've got here.
George: What?
Jerry: You got yourself a girlfriend.
George: Ah, no, no. Are you sure? A girlfriend?
Jerry: I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night. I would like to help you out, but...
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but but the tampex in my house has NOTHING to do with NL - i got those for Erick!!
blew her off today at lunch (said i didn;t want lunch) and then i blew her off this evening (was going to hang a picture for her) and of course she called ( i suspect after many coors lights) and says i hate her and none of the guys at the sandwich shop tried to pick her up.. I explained she needs to be a bit more flirty..
now she wants to get a limo for the comedy show next Thursday 
me it's right up the road (patriot place) and don't waste your money as they are like $600.00
nope i'm getting us one
i blame Bill!!!
blew her off today at lunch (said i didn;t want lunch) and then i blew her off this evening (was going to hang a picture for her) and of course she called ( i suspect after many coors lights) and says i hate her and none of the guys at the sandwich shop tried to pick her up.. I explained she needs to be a bit more flirty..
now she wants to get a limo for the comedy show next Thursday me it's right up the road (patriot place) and don't waste your money as they are like $600.00 nope i'm getting us one
i blame Bill!!!
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Originally Posted by Bass,Nov 11 2008, 08:29 PM
but but the tampex in my house has NOTHING to do with NL - i got those for Erick!!
blew her off today at lunch (said i didn;t want lunch) and then i blew her off this evening (was going to hang a picture for her) and of course she called ( i suspect after many coors lights) and says i hate her and none of the guys at the sandwich shop tried to pick her up.. I explained she needs to be a bit more flirty.. now she wants to get a limo for the comedy show next Thursday me it's right up the road (patriot place) and don't waste your money as they are like $600.00
nope i'm getting us one
i blame Bill!!!
blew her off today at lunch (said i didn;t want lunch) and then i blew her off this evening (was going to hang a picture for her) and of course she called ( i suspect after many coors lights) and says i hate her and none of the guys at the sandwich shop tried to pick her up.. I explained she needs to be a bit more flirty..
now she wants to get a limo for the comedy show next Thursday me it's right up the road (patriot place) and don't waste your money as they are like $600.00 nope i'm getting us one
i blame Bill!!!
Oh the back seat of a limo! You are moving up.
You should tell her she needs to take someone else, you have to stay in that night and wash your hair.
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