Can someone entertain me?
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Can someone entertain me?
We need some fun threads around here. It's quiet at work, boss is away and I'm ready to fall asleep at my desk.
Someone entertain me. Tell me some jokes, post funny pictures, do something!!
Someone entertain me. Tell me some jokes, post funny pictures, do something!!
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Start a general chat thread not locked onto one topic, that may get some participation like we have in the other forum you frequent. Its good to just random chat the things you learn about your fellow forum participants are interesting.
I tried a chat thread in here a few times but it was always shot down by one or two people so I gave up.
I dont type this to
Its just a suggestion to maybe get some activity in here. try it. 
Bill's WHAZ UP thread seems to be going well.
I tried a chat thread in here a few times but it was always shot down by one or two people so I gave up.
I dont type this to
Its just a suggestion to maybe get some activity in here. try it. Bill's WHAZ UP thread seems to be going well.
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Originally Posted by Bass,Sep 29 2010, 11:32 AM
i'm an emotional tampon again 
but hopefully it pays off SOON
but hopefully it pays off SOON
That didn't entertain me....tampon jokes? You can do better than that.
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it's not a joke
"Emotional Tampon 238 up, 10 down
buy emotional tampon mugs, tshirts and magnetsn: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him. This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king
but it seemed to have worked - going to Boston Friday night
"Emotional Tampon 238 up, 10 down
buy emotional tampon mugs, tshirts and magnetsn: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him. This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king
but it seemed to have worked - going to Boston Friday night
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I can call your boss and tell him your bored ... LOL . Might not be funny though 
How about this one ........... There once was a guy named Steve . He was a emotional tampon ..
NA that suck too . I think I have heard that one before . Let me think , heres one
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
How about this one ........... There once was a guy named Steve . He was a emotional tampon ..
NA that suck too . I think I have heard that one before . Let me think , heres one
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Originally Posted by Bass,Sep 29 2010, 12:59 PM
it's not a joke
"Emotional Tampon 238 up, 10 down
buy emotional tampon mugs, tshirts and magnetsn: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him. This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king
but it seemed to have worked - going to Boston Friday night
"Emotional Tampon 238 up, 10 down
buy emotional tampon mugs, tshirts and magnetsn: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him. This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:
"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king
but it seemed to have worked - going to Boston Friday night
What's in Boston?