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From: bolton
Originally Posted by Lainey8484,Feb 28 2008, 08:57 PM
This IS flu season. After shaking 23 hands and kissing a few people, I immediately came home and washed my hands. 
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From: Smalltown
for the "edit" thread. Another thread about nothing...here's a little something:
Holy Prostitutes'
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when
he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for
real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a
stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may
we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and
was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through
many winding > passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding
a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs,
'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large
wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall
and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.The door locks, and he
finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.
FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
Holy Prostitutes'
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when
he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for
real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a
stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may
we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and
was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through
many winding > passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding
a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs,
'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large
wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall
and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.The door locks, and he
finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.
FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
