I am actually happy to say that I really did manage pull one off Sunday and the more I think about it, I cannot believe it worked. First of all I told him I was going to work which would have been Hanscom or Natick which would be on I95/128, I was heading North on I495 around exit 40. He asked me where I worked, I told him, but I guess he just was not tuned in. Well I guess I should just count my blessing and be happy I got away with it.

Anyway it reminds of a joke that I think is very fitting for this.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "Whats a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge.."

The ticket -- $95 dollars.

The look on his face, PRICELESS

Anyone want to give this excuse a try.

 

Thats good! I will have to tell that one at work.

 

Rowland that is funny but i'll tell ya if i had said something like that the cop would have shot me in my ass

 

ya and i'd be rodney kinged.......