well it's that time of year again - Porter Cable the bathroom once again - Bartender chick is coming for dinner tomorrow so i have to make sure the bathroom is spotless

 

You're eating in the bathtub? Kinky!

 

na... Lainey Knows

 

Be careful with that Power Gloss Steve!!! I don't want to hear that you burned through your tiles.

 

soap scum is no match!!!

 

I can see it coming. She's blinded by the mirror finished tub....misses her landing and slips off the mirror finished seat......hits her head on the mirror finshed sink..... threatens to sue.

Bass thinks he has to sell the "Lude" so he can afford Legal Bill. Lainey advises him that marriage would be cheaper than settling and he coud keep the "Lude" since he wouldn't have to hire Legal Bill. Bass (so easily swayed by the Lainey's superior persuasive powers) marries Bartender girl lives happily ever after.

THE END.......of life as Bass knows it!

 

Steve,

You have got to address your romantic interest with a normal name (eg. Mary, Susan....etc.)

Just imagine she surfs the web and comes across this post.........you won't have to detail the bathtub anymore.

 

now that's funny - maybe i should just send Bartender chick outside.....

 

Thomas i don't think BC (bartender chick) would have a clue on how to find me here..

i guess she could "google" Bass but that would either bring up a bunch of fishing sites or a bunch stereo sites

see post in Jeff's S4 thread BUT when i am ready to settle down and have some romantic interests - i'll seek your advise

 

Nah, as rough around the edges as Bass is, he actually has a table, plates, silverware, the whole bit.

He makes sure his bathroom is clean for guests. Once he cleans it, he goes outside for his personal business until after the dinner party is done.




He's not a bad cook either! Bartender chick (insert real name here) won't go away hungry.