Returning home from work, Kiss was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, Kiss ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,

then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!"

 

Thats a good one Steve! I heard a few jokes today but they are too dirty to tell here.

 

Well then for God's sake, PM them to those of us that you know won't be offended!