Weren't you in Brazil last year?

Did you see these guys on the beach?



The sheer quantity of young penguins that have washed up on Brazil's sun-drenched beaches this year has confounded nearly everyone who comes in contact with them. Each summer and early fall, some gray-and-white Magellanic penguins could be expected to drift here, washed by ocean currents more than 2,000 miles north from their homes in southern Argentina near the bottom of the world.

'I have never seen anything like this'
This year is different. Like some maritime dust-bowl migration, more than 1,000 of these penguins have floated ashore in Brazil, nearly as far north as the equator.

Penguins

 

If I was in Brazil, I would be focusing on other "sights" than penguins.

I was actually in Chile

 

Well, if you were on the beach, I'm sure these guys would have caught your attention too, well maybe not.

 

i'd be lucky to remember my name

 

You should do what a former co worker did.

As a young guy, (young guys do stupid things) he had his name tattooed on his arm.

His mother asked why he did that, and he told her just in case he forgot who he was.

This approach may work for you on a beach with scantily clad women.

 

GE-NI-US!

or I can just point them to the tatoo

 

Get your full name tattoo'd on your shlong......depending on the situation

it will either say JT or your full name!

 

POTD

 

Actually did you see the article recently of the actor whom had a long stay in a NY hospital "name escapes me" he actually reccommended your name and medical condition be tattooed on your stomach so that medical pros did not mess up your care. Article was on MSN yesterday. :

 

I saw that.....after hearing stories of hospital screw ups, it's not unwarranted.