So I had a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day at the office. My agreed that we should go out for dinner. I decided a needed a drink.

A little OJ, a little vodka, a little amaretto. BAMMMM I got a buzz on. One drink and I'm practically drunk posting here.

Rick decided to drive the S to work tomorrow, but my Jeep is parked behind it. He had to move the Jeep as I'd be arrested for OUI.

One drink can't make me legally drunk, but no way should I be moving vehicles in the driveway.

So, I need more practice at this drinking thing......maybe there's a meet in there somewhere. At our house, of course.

 

Lainey....what end result are you shooting for?
So drunk you are mearly annoying
So drunk you are obnoxious
So drunk you flash your Husband
So drunk you flash others
So drunk you find yourself in the backyard the next morning
or
So drunk you find yourself in the backyard the next morning and realize you wet yourself?

 

None of the above...just need to relax unwind a bit. Too much "stuff" going on around me.

Maybe pink flowers would be better?

 

Pick up some Four Loko!

 

Black out in a can? I don't think so.

Four Loko may be off the market Four Ever, if the FDA has anything to say about it.

You may have dabbled in the FoLo, or just heard of the energy-drink-cum-alcoholic beverage on "Good Morning America" or CNN this week (after a bunch of students at Central Washington University who thought they'd been roofied turned out to have just been heavily Four Loko'd).

For the uninitiated: Four Loko takes its name is from its "four" main ingredients: alcohol and the stimulants caffeine, taurine and guarana. It ranges from 6 percent to 12.5 percent alcohol, making it what Alex Trebek might refer to as a "potent potable.

 

So drunk you are merely annoying... check!!

So drunk you are obnoxious... Check!!

So drunk you flash your Husband... nope


So drunk you flash others.. if public urination counts - Check

So drunk you find yourself in the backyard the next morning - if waking up in the frt seat of the car while the radio is blaring check

or So drunk you find yourself in the backyard the next morning and realize you wet yourself? -

you forgot about leaving voice mails after a bottle of Crown Royle

 

a new crop just sprouted up - i'll bring you down a few flowers when we meet for dinner

 

I was thinking of you when I wrote that.....but in a good way!

 

i pretty much go through all stages every Saturday night

 

I am with bass it's a good weekly ritual stress relif sat nguy relax Sunday and start over