Ok so I love to golf and I'm old enough for the champions tour.

I'm still hunting for a job I like ( ok, just a job any job) and it struck me as maybe this is the time to go at it.
ok so my handicap might be a little high ( currently 18) but that can be solved by a couple of golf schools and lots of practice.
A membership to the International might help here too
But surgery went well and I shot a 3 over last Saturday so I figure my game is right around the corner.

So here is your opportunity folks, you'll be able to brag to your friends that you helped get Jerry on his way "back when".

Hell to make it interesting, I'll even keep a daily blog and be sure to mention the "Lainey-Bass-Ballistic Team back home that got me here" when I'm in those winner's circle interviews.

So I figure I only need about a quarter mil to get started for this year to get me to Q-school next year.

So who's up for it????
cash check or Paypal all work.
heck I'll even take air miles and Marriott points (Bill?)

So don't be the last one to climb onto Team Jerry.
Space is limited but your money isn't.

So come on down.

 

Do we get to hang with Tiger's wife if we contribute?

 

but of course

 

yum!

 

$1!

 

Sorry, two of our cars use premium gas. We're tapped out.

Hope things work out for you, though.

 

i'll sponsor you BUT you have to wear a Basshat!!

 

The check is in the mail .....

 

Post the Basshat smiley.

 

sure that's fine did you ever see Tin Cup?

hell if I could raise a quarter mil and get to the tour I'd look like a Nascar driver suit if I had too.

We'll have to talk about the level of sponsorship to get hat square inch area.