well i guess my last one didn't go over so well so

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BASS BASH THREAD..

Bass you are one handsome dude!! not demetri handsome (he is one good looking guy!!) BUT pretty darn handsome

Bass why is it that your neighbors bought you curtains? wouldn't everyone want to get a glimpse of "The Bass" when you are eating m&ms in your underwear by the frt window

 

steve,
did you remember to RETURN bob's car??

 

what a nice car!!

 

OMG, I have SO much to add to this, but too much to do right now. I'll be back though, you can count on it.

Oh, here's one. At the funeral today, it was hard to maintain my decorum when the priest did the thing with the wine and Bass is asking me if the priest is mixing a Manhattan up there.

Nice going, buddy.

 

it looked just like a manhatten a bit of whiskey and a tad of vermouth - never seen anyone mix wine with anything and did you see the other guy gulping it down -

 

I Steve.

In a manly way, of course.

 

I thought it was oil and vinegar. I couldn't figure out why they'd serve salad in church.

 

I have seen some of those priests really whack that concoction down like it was going out of style. My parents used to make me go to church when I was younger and this one preist liked to hit the sauce pretty good. Whenever the redsox were playing, mass would be really short and you could tell he was getting ripped because he chugged most of the wine and left only a few drops for the people who help pass out the bread.

 

Only one Becky comment today - well at least in front of me...

 

man he did enjoy polishing his cup though