It was a wild day in New england and the winner

Goes to Bass!

Never Trust A Midget

Doug was standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget.

Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, doug doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-Doug thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again doug is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the Doug's balls , and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

then the miget ran out of there with Doug's wallet in hand when he jumped into a 911 and rode off into the sunset

Closely followed by Ellen with I'm a poor pathetic loser and will be online until at least 10 tonight

 

Oh geeze, I had two others I thought were FAR better than that

Yeah Steve!

 

Ya cant win em all Ellen play again tomorrow

 

Actually I'll be traveling alot tomorrow. Won't be anywhere near the top 10
Maybe Monday?

 

Oh and when I said "two others better", I meant better than the one of MINE that you chose.

I totally agree that Steve gets the award for his

It was great in the original state and even better after modding