aweome

my car is loaded with 140 rolls of Cottenelle from CVS today

the 20 pack is on sale for 4.99 and they gave me a 2.00 ecb for each one 2.99 then i had a .50 coupon so 2.50 for 20 rolls - so of course i had to by 7 20 packs

each roll cost .12


I could eat all kinds of chicken critters and still be ok

 

And, do you have a lift in your garage?

No, no lift.

 

My sister just got back from Texas. Who goes to Texas on vacation?

 

Funny enough... they never asked me that question.

 

Bass, so your wealth is in paper products?

 

yup and when the next big depression comes- they are great to barter for smokes and booze

"Dont forget to stockpile some toilet paper. Having to do without toilet paper would probably be one of the hardest tests of all. I wont tell you how to deal with the problem at this point. I will leave it to your fertile imaginations. You may realize why great granddad ended up valuing that Sears-Roebuck catalog so much"

 

Insurance threatened to cancel my policy when they saw the trampoline. Damn adjuster should have told me he was coming by for assessment so i could move it out of view from the street. WTF!@#!@#

 

i could use more tp... thanks for the heads up

 

if you do not see them on the floor

ask a clerk if they have any of the cottenelle 20 packs that were on sale last week one place i went to the guy was like "i have tons out back"

max 5 20 packs per extra care card

 

From looking for Jeff to go on a ride along, to steak, to TP bargain shopping. Only in New England