http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/


http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/...s/notice_1.pdf

 

i can think of a bunch of times i could have used one of them!!!

 

I could spend the entire day in my office parking lot using those things. We rent from a bank, so there's lots of people coming in and out, most of whom are just too rude and self important to worry about such annoyances as DAMN STRIPED LINES!!

There, I feel better now.

 

I just printed a few of these. Never know when they will come in handy.

 

Hmmm. Maybe I should go out and change the signs in the parking lot from "Bank of America Parking Only" to "Bank of A$$*&#e Parking Only".

Heck, it'd still be BofA!

 

Perfect Steve


I have leaving notes at least once a week on cars parked in front of the shop taking 2 spots while I only have 2 spots


These will come in handy .

 

It doesn't list parking in a no parking zone blocking the right turn lane.

 

We used to own a 100,000 s/f industrial/commercial property, and parking was always an issue. One tenant in particular insisted on parking in front of a garage door that was clearly posted as a NO PARKING zone. I ordered these stickers and plastered one on his driver's side window after many verbal warnings had no effect on him. Whatever glue is used is practically impossible to cut through, so he was pretty p/o'd about trying to peel the sticker off. Yet, I found him parked in that same place a couple of days later. This time, I put the sticker smack in the line of vision on the windshield. He told me it took 6 razor blades to scrape the sticker off. And he NEVER parked there again.

 

Wow! Don't mess with the Toon!

 

I like this one the best: