Things I learned in the past 24 hours
1) Staying up for 22 hours straight and spending the last 8 of them drunk is a good way to waste more than one day.
2) If you stick your head out the window of a moving party bus, and your glasses fall off.... forget 'em. Because man, they're gone.
3) Booting in the urinal of a strip club will most certainly get you kicked out.
4) You can walk through the drive-thru at McDonalds when the dining area is closed.
5) You need a car to trigger the notification that someone's at the drive-thru, because the weight of 7 guys will not do the trick.
6) A double cheeseburger and fries at 3 AM does NOT improve your quality of sleep, nor your hangover the next morning.
7)
a) Curved shower curtain rods in hotel bathrooms, while allowing for more elbow room, also make the shower curtain hang on a slant.
b) The perception of a slanted shower curtain to a hungover person in the shower gives the impression that said person is about to fall over.
c)The old-person safety handrail in hotel showers is not just for old people.
8) There are two S2000 drivers in Boston who got waved at by a drunk guy hanging out a bus window, and they have no idea who he is.
2) If you stick your head out the window of a moving party bus, and your glasses fall off.... forget 'em. Because man, they're gone.
3) Booting in the urinal of a strip club will most certainly get you kicked out.
4) You can walk through the drive-thru at McDonalds when the dining area is closed.
5) You need a car to trigger the notification that someone's at the drive-thru, because the weight of 7 guys will not do the trick.
6) A double cheeseburger and fries at 3 AM does NOT improve your quality of sleep, nor your hangover the next morning.
7)
a) Curved shower curtain rods in hotel bathrooms, while allowing for more elbow room, also make the shower curtain hang on a slant.
b) The perception of a slanted shower curtain to a hungover person in the shower gives the impression that said person is about to fall over.
c)The old-person safety handrail in hotel showers is not just for old people.
8) There are two S2000 drivers in Boston who got waved at by a drunk guy hanging out a bus window, and they have no idea who he is.
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Originally Posted by Legal Bill,Nov 15 2008, 06:33 PM
Pics?




one hell of a night?






and
Nothing like a good old bachelor party.