Phew.....I also gotta get a front plate on......this town is too small not to.

 

whoops!! "sorry officer"

 

I'm probably the only person in the world who still comes to a complete stop at a stop sign.

 

No....I'm pretty good about it. I was just trying to get home using only 2nd gear!

 

Stop signs. Bah. In France they don't even stop for stop lights!

I have no idea why I brought that up.

 

You know why you only got a warning, right?

It's because you're driving "Vintage Blue" The guy thought you were really a responsible old person. Now if you had been driving NFR or Spa Yellow..................

 

haha leave us NFR's alone... yes they do get us in more trouble though

 

Cop looking at my radar detector: "you know those things don't work right?"

ME: "yea, not sure why I have it. I don't speed anyway. I don't have any speeding tickets"

Cop: "Yes, I know, I pulled your record"

 

heck i would have told him it worked just fine hence the reason i was driving so slow - then i would have explained that my taxes pay his salery and then i would have asked if why he wasn't out busting all the drug dealers or at the dougnut shop

then again I have LOTS of tickets

 

I think I'll use Jeff's excuse for the radar detector if I'm ever asked. Steve's answer could land me in