^ serenity is my vote Great name for a boat!

 

Extra Expense! FTW!

 

 

^ its not an expense if its something you love. boats are about relaxation and Serenity wins that one.

 

Very nice boat Bill. I definitely want to go fishing with you this year at some point.

 

talk to ANY boat owner and they will tell you it IS an expense, no matter how much relaxation they get from it.

A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money.

The happiest days of a boaters life is the day he buys his boat AND the day he sells his boat.

I deal with boat people at work. Trust me. A boat is an expense.

It is not a toy I would ever want, but obviously I hope Bill enjoys his......expenses and all.

 

Not to bash the Irish, but there are a lot of things they don't do well. Namely, food.

I prefer whiskey to scotch. But I'm not the biggest fan of either. I'm a rum lover. Which is better for boating, anyways.


But since I don't have a real boat, I just bring rum with me in my kayak.

 

Ok, well, I'm still half drunk on whiskey. (I got fully drunk in between).

How about "Legal Tender" as a name?

 

and what would be wrong with "Legal Bill" I ask you?

 

Sailboats yes - Goboats no.