Lainey << Steve

They just don't make em like they used to. Cars, appliances, wives, everything.

 

Yeah WTF!!! I can't even get mine to cook a good meal. Damn I think its easier to deal with little JR than her.

 

Just imagine the divorce rate falling flat if wives actually followed those guidelines.

 

I would get married tomorrow if that held true today

 

Can't argue with any of that, it's good solid advice for any wife.

 

If you think this is bad now, wait until we have our first woman President. Shit is really going to hit the fan then.

 

OH PLEASE!

You guys are killing me. What planet are you living on? "Women folk" don't get to stay home dressed in a dress and high heel shoes preparing dinner and waiting for hubby to come home. It's just not like that anymore. Where's Lynda, and April and Miranda, I need some help giving you guys a BIT** slap. Good thing I KNOW you guys are just kidding.

I was a good wife tonight. I prepared dinner and served it on our finest china. I brought out the best silverware, and I even poured Rick a cognac before dinner.

Here's dinner being prepared and my perfectly set table:





Oops, didn't get much housework done today, the kitchen is a tad messy.





OK, now the truth. I re-heated something Rick prepared earlier. I used the best "Dixie" plates I could find, as you can tell by the state of my kitchen, there's not much cooking to be done in there.

But I really did pour Rick a glass of Cognac when he came home.

It's cold out there!

 

You guys scare me sometimes.........

 

at Lainey!!!

to funny!!!

I am going to give this to the dump girl this saturday and see what she says