Darwin tried and failed is all...

 

1. Wife: "You don't make enough money"

2. Husband: "We don't have enough sex."

3. Husband and Wife: "Your parents hate me/drive me crazy/try to run my life."

 

most logical explanation yet!!!

 

I can see that

 

Maybe its a dog who's snout got rubbed down to the bone out in the surf.

 

Right, the question is what kind of diseased critters have kicked the bucket and washed up elsewhere.

I met a guy who worked there. He seemed weird, too, but I guess you have to be to have that kind of job.

And dating someone who works there... well, that takes some balls. There aren't too many chicks out there that you start to think beyond STD protection, and wonder how you protect from potentially getting Polio or Anthrax...

 

ONE date - that was it - and more than enough.

I wonder how long my army anthrax vacc was good for...

 

Oooooh-it's making me hungry! Couple slices of nice meaty deli rye and horseradish sauce (heaven) !

 

 

Straight from the Plum Island Website


"We're proud of our role as America's first line of defense against foreign animal diseases.

We're equally proud of our safety record. Not once in our nearly 50 years of operation has an animal pathogen escaped from the island."



But how many animals escaped?




read it for yourself

http://www.ars.usda.gov/main/site_ma...ecode=19400000