a jeep wrangler (or whateva they are called these days)

with a power roof

i think i want a jeep

 

Jeeps are . I think young girls driving Jeeps look .

But power roof on a Wrangler? Come on. Don't be lazy. Fold the top down!

 

and self cleaning liter boxes would be

 

and a singles bars with just hawt women would be

 

How about a singles bars with just hawt women all driving Jeeps. Would that be ?

 

Having Bass get at least one of his fantasy wishes to come true would be

 

and you know what else would be

let's say i get drunk at a bar but my car is outside

it would be cool if someone showed up with like a moped and drove my car home and then drove off (i'd pay for that service)

 

^
There is a similar service....it's called a cab.

Get your own ride back to your car the next day. OR hook up with a hawt woman at the bar and she can be your designated driver!

 

They have that. They are called Lesbian Bars. Not too good for Steve, but they do exist.

 

my motto

it's cheaper than a lawyer