WTB: S2000
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From: NYC
WTB: S2000
Good looking, intelligent, successful single Asian looking for a committed relationship with a sexy 5 to 11 year old S2000. I'm not racist but I would prefer that you are yellow, white or black. Black or red on the inside only please. It could get messy otherwise. You like to go out for a ride and are generally quiet and mild mannered but are a screamer when pushed hard. When it's warm out, you like to go topless. You like it straight, sideways and if things get a bit frisky, we sometimes end up backwards but my hands are pretty quick so we can usually avoid that kind of ugliness. You are all natural (stock) with maybe very minor modifications. Oh and you don't mind playing second fiddle to a sexier yellow S2000 that I'm already in a relationship with. She's had a lot of work done I'll admit but they were all tasteful. She's been on a diet and beefing up her muscles. I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. Play nice, she doesn't bite (usually). You'll be in separate states and generally won't see each other unless you're both at the spa (Evans Tuning?). She's not the jealous type but she packs a mean punch so she usually just hides out under cover until I mean business. Oh sometimes I do check out other S2000s. I swear it's nothing serious. I just find them all to be pretty hot stuff. Maybe we could meet before Valentines day and you could come over to my place. I have a spot just for you. My house smells like race tires. Yeah, that's how I roll. Also, if you get tired you'll have a big German brother that can carry you around. Interested?
