This ad was posted in the UCLA newspaper (daily bruin?), and it basically asks for a female egg donor, under the age of 30, caucasian (shoot!), 5'9" or taller (damn!), must have had good SAT score and be a current college student or college grad.

$80,000!!!

 

if I were only taller. hmmmm.

oh wait, uhmm nevermind. =)

 

Bloody hell

 

and women complain about birth :/



...wait, did that make any sense?

 

For $80k I would:

Dress in drag shove an egg up my ass and crap it out in front of them!

 

My 6'2" wife would have been perfect for this a few years ago.

Damn!

 

LMAO!

For $80k I'd have a pretty good go at impregnating myself

 

That's a pretty good price.
Last one I saw targeted a 6'+ blonde medical student for 70k.
She declined the offer though.
It would be weird to have a kid running around looking like yourself, and it hurts to get them extract. Not that I have any egg to be removed, but the procedure is to literally pull a few eggs out.
Oh, and they never take just one out.....

 

LOL

 

LOL.....I know a bloke a bit like you