If you write a joke on here that makes me at least crack a smile, I will send you an invite. Only 2 Available.

 

I don't even know what GMail is, but........

[joke starts here]Guy sitting at the bar.... sees a nun at a different table.... tells the barteneder that he would really like to score with the nun..... bartender encourages him to talk to the nun.

She says she is saving herself for "the lord".... so he was like... ok. and went back to the bar.......bartender tells him that she is in there a lot and she usually walks through the park on the way home....... so the guy at the bar decides to get some smoke bombs and a cape.......

the guy from the bar hides behind a tree, as he sees the nun walking he throws out a smoke bomb and jumps out with a cape... "i am the lord, her to take your virginity from you" he says.......... nun says..."it is that time of the month, do you mind taking me from behind".... "sure" says the bar guy.....

after they are done, the guy throws off the cape and yells "AHHAH. I AM THE GUY FROM THE BAR"....... The nun then exclaims "I AM THE BARTENDER".... [joke ends here]

 

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes skittles.

Yo mama's so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

I tried.

If it worked I'll post my email. (btw I got one already from someone else so I will donate this to a friend).

 

Good enough, Post your email here and I'll send you invites.

First 2 emails posted.

 

For friend: mrjohntan@aol.com

Thanks dude!

 

now that I know what it is...not sure I need it.... give to next person.??

 

Both Sent

 

ahahah.. you are quick..... i just edited my reply... not sure if I am GMail worthy... ?

 

You could always create an email with password for your buddies.