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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 11:46 AM
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Ten Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer


10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba."

4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is painted in camoflage.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 12:19 PM
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Hahaha, number 1 is the best. Critter is just a funny word.
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 12:35 PM
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awe yea! that's sweet! and definately #1 rocks!
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 08:41 PM
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mmmm..... that wasn't funny
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by S2K Fan
mmmm..... that wasn't funny
i just thought it was funny that i said 31337 r3Dn3X just like a real h@x0r
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Old Jun 16, 2001 | 08:08 PM
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Nice!!!
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