47 years of marriage
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From: La Crescenta, CA
47 years of marriage
After being married for 47 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old gal." He continued, "Now I have a million dollar home, a $65,000 car, nice big bed and plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you aren't holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your late-life crisis.
