...is the number of people who, in 1998, required emergency room care due to an injury caused by their toilets.

Amazing...

 

Oh Glory BE !!!!!!

Now I'll be able to wow 'em with my knowledge of world affairs and science at my next party.

 

Yea! And that was just in the state of Georgia!! (Those unvented outhouses can be deadly on a hot summer day!)

 

So I'm not the only one with a history of chemical burns on my member due to the blue lozenges you drop in the tank. Everyone wants a big tool but few think about the associated problems that come along with it.

If I ever meet the Tidy Bowl Man I'm going to punch him in the throat for all the pain he's caused me.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Guntersmurf
[B]So I'm not the only one with a history of chemical burns on my member due to the blue lozenges you drop in the tank. Everyone wants a big tool but few think about the associated problems that come along with it.

 

You read Maxim.

 

That number isn't quite accurate. I actually had to go twice that year. Who ever made those urinal cakes look so dang scrumptious .......

First time shame on them, second time shame I me, I guess.

Brian

 

48,964?
This is the number of cruel jokes that people have played on their hillbilly kinfolk when they slam the toilet seat down on their heads while talking a drink.

 

I once read that more people have heart attacks on the toilet than anywhere else.