Dr.Troy, you'd f**kup a wet dream: i'll tell you how it should have went

Milf:do you work on cars?
YOU: it depends on what YOU need
Milf:I need my brakes done can you help me?
YOU: yea i'll break your brakes.... fix your brakes
Milf: you'll fix my brakes huh?
YOU: you damn right
Milf: ok... how about tomorrow.....around um...2?
YOU: i'm free
Milf:you come see me around 2 and i'll make it worth your while......

BAM you dumb sumbitch you'd have gotten laid, but noooooo you don't know your head from the hole

 

He cares....because its not his left or right hand that he is getting now.

 

Yeah...basically correct.

 

She was trying to tell you she needs it bad, yes......you blew it. ....HELLO

 

 

you need to capitalize and strike while the irons (read: horny milf) hot....in your case you didn't. you only have one more shot left to possibly git-r-dun.....GO NOW!!!!!

 

 

Stop texting her and going to the spa for a week or two.

But most likely, you already lost your chance.

 

LOl im the most blind man ever when it comes to girls ahaha and i saw what she wanted from 20 miles away

 

And I thought I was bad...