MISSOURI

STATE
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is not illegal to speed.

CITIES


Buckner

In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Columbia

One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.

Excelsior Springs

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.

Kansas City

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline

Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
Marquette

It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Perryville

It is illegal to throw stones at birds in the city limits

Purdy

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.
A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

No person may own a PVC pipe.
No person may have a "yard sale" in their front yard. In addition to this, no person shall have more than two yard sales a year.
Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor's house.
It is illegal to request for someone to "watch over" your parked car.
One may not honk another's horn.
Four women may not rent an apartment together.

 

My province's laws... can you tell we we're a western province?


-Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
-Wooden logs may not be painted.
-You may never use dice to play craps.
-If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.


Dumb Canadian laws:

-Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned. (odd this... I have some comics with the depictions of stealing, murders, war, etc... X-Treme X-Men (the destruction of Genosha) and Vampi (slicin' dicin' vampire) being two examples)
-35% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content". (Applies mostly to level 2 radio stations nowadays, ie the Campus and College radio stations)
-You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. (been there, done that)
-Citizens may not publicly remove bandages. (again, done that)
-It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. (Repealed)
-No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal. ( )
-It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
-It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.

 

Heres some weird laws for my State (NC)
~It's against the law to sing off key
~If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
~While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

City Laws:
Charlotte

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

Southern Shores

It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.

OMG!!! These are some crazy laws, I bet the next law they pass is that you can't take a shower with out clothes on.....or something VERY stupid like that.
Take Care!
~*~Julie~*~